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This page is a compilation of links, articles, videos and much more. Some of it is useful information to help you adjust to life with your new dog, but there is also plenty of fun stuff celebrating the ups and downs to living with man's best friend.
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General Information
Dogs and Dogs
(Doberman Pinscher Club)
Training
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The many different faces of the Doberman Pinscher
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Doberman Jokes
The Talking Doberman Joke
A man was driving down a road and noticed a sign in front of a house that said, “Talking dog for sale�.
Curious, he stops and rings the doorbell. The owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The man heads to the backyard and sees a Doberman.
“Do you talk?� he asks the Doberman.
“Yes I do�, the Doberman replies.
After the man recovers from the shock of hearing a dog speak, he says, “Wow, so what’s your story?�
 The Doberman looks up and says, “Well, I discovered I could talk when I was young and I decided to help the government, so I worked for them. They had me travelling around the world, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders because no one expected a dog would be listening.�
“I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years, but all the travelling really tired me out and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down.�
“I moved on to a job at the airport doing undercover security work. I would wander near suspicious people and listen to their conversations. I uncovered some incredible information and was awarded many medals. Later I got married, had a litter of puppies, and now I’m just retired.�
The man was amazed. He goes back inside and asks the owner how much he wants for the talking doberman.
“50 bucks,’� the guy says.
“50 bucks?! That dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?�
“Because he’s a bloody liar. He never did any of that stuff�
Doberman Guide Dog Joke
Two women were out for a walk. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua. As they walked, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, “Let’s go over to that bar for a drink.�
The lady with the Chihuahua said, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.�
The one with the Doberman said, “Just watch, and do what I do.�
They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
The bouncer at the door said, “Sorry, lady, no dogs allowed.�
The woman with the Doberman said, “Oh, This is my seeing-eye dog.�
The bouncer said, “A Doberman?�
The woman said, “Yes, they’re using them now. They’re very intelligent.�
The bouncer said, “OK, come on in.�
The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be hard, but thought, “What the heck,� so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.
Once again the bouncer said, “Sorry, lady, no dogs allowed.�
The woman said, “Oh, this is my seeing-eye dog.�
The bouncer said, “A Chihuahua?�
The woman with the Chihuahua said, “A Chihuahua? They gave me a friggin’ Chihuahua?!�
​Doberman Joke – The Doberman and the Parrot
Mrs. Davidson’s dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. He couldn’t come over that evening and since she had to go to work the next day, she told him: “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you the check. Don’t worry about my Doberman. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, don’t talk to my parrot!�
When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Davidson’s apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking doberman he had ever seen. But, just like she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business.
However, the whole time he was there, the parrot drove him nuts, cursing, yelling, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn’t stand it any longer and yelled: “Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!�
To which the parrot replied: “Get him, Spike!
Love and Loss
When you've lost your best friend
"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."
 – Unknown
"No animal should ever jump up on the living room furniture unless absolutelyÂ
certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." --Fran Lebowitz
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NO CHARGE FOR LOVEÂ
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell.
He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups.
And set about nailing it to a post on the
edge of his yard. As he was driving theÂ
last nail into the post,he felt a tug onÂ
his overalls. He looked down into the
eyes of a little boy. "Mister," he said,
"I want to buy one of your puppies."Â
"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the
sweat of the back of ! his neck,
"These puppies come from fine parents and
cost a good deal of money."Â
The boy dropped his head for a moment.
Then reaching deep into his pocket,Â
he pulled out a handful of change and held
it up to the farmer. "I've got thirty-nine
cents. Is that enough to take a look?"Â
"Sure," said the farmer, and with that heÂ
let out a whistle. Here, Dolly!" he called.
Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ranÂ
Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.
The little boy pressed his face against theÂ
chain link fence. His eyes danced with
delight. As the dogs made their way to the
fence,the little boy noticed something else
stirring inside the doghouse. Slowly another
little ball appeared, this one noticeably
smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a
somewhat awkward manner, the little pupÂ
began hobbling toward the others,doing its
best to catch up.... "I want that one,"
the little boy said, pointing to the runt.
The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and
said, "Son, you don't want that puppy.
He will never be able to run and play withÂ
you like these other dogs would. " With that
the little boy stepped back from the fence,
reached down, and began rolling up one leg
f his trousers. In doing so he revealed aÂ
steel brace running down both sidesÂ
of his leg attaching itself to a specially
made shoe. Looking back up at the farmer,
he said, "You see sir, I don't run too well
myself, and he will need someone whoÂ
understands. " With tears in his eyes,Â
the farmer reached down and pickedÂ
up the little pup. Holding it carefully
he handed it to the little boy.Â
"How much?" asked the little boy.Â
"No charge," answered the farmer,Â
"There's no charge for love."Â
--- Author Unknown ---
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life,Â
his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true,to the last beatÂ
of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."Â
– Unknown
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"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the gutsÂ
to bite people themselves."
August Strindberg
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(Everyone wants to be a doberman!)
(For our "little paws" lovers
